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Louis and Nicolas get into a catfight…

[Louis is wearing his uniform (white puffy shirt, brown breeches, boots).  Nikki is wearing a black frock coat and culottes with white shirt and stockings.  His hair is tied back with black ribbon]

Nikki: You know that Lestat is only attracted to you because you look like me, right?
Louis: *sarcastically* That must be why he had a daughter with me.  And why our relationship outlasted yours by, oh I don’t know, a few centuries?  Give or take?
Nikki: We had (implied) sex.
Louis: We had a sexy reunion scene
Nikki: I can play the violin.
Louis: I own HUGE tracts of land.  (sorry, Python joke)
Nikki: I’m prettier.
Louis: I get more pages in his book.
Nikki: Fop.
Louis: Poseur.
Nikki: Emo!
Louis: Crazy!
Nikki: Pyro!
Louis: Slut!
Lestat: *enters the room* Now, now, boys.  There is enough of moi to go around. *smiles*
Louis and Nikki: *slap lestat* YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
Lestat: *eyes get big, blue, and full of (blood) tears*
Louis: (to Nikki) I think I may like you.
Nikki: I’ll let you “play” my “violin.”
Louis and Nikki: *walk off, laving Lestat to blubber on the floor*
Lestat: (to an empty room) Does no one love meeee?
Armand: *walks up* *looks down at Lestat*
Lestat: Armand! *extends hand, looks relieved (still on the floor, btw)*
Armand: *kicks Lestat in the face*  *smirk* *walks away*
Lestat: …! *lying on the floor sobbing*
for LEEE!
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vamped66 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Love it!
imperfect-angel14 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010
awwww i realy felt sorry 4 lestat but it was funny

the voices in my head think you're very strange
Tuldabulda Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Student
Uh C:
Sarrin Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
The name-calling was the best. ^_^
thephantomess Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
i wanted to be sure that nikki was the first to dissolve into name-calling cuz he's so cah-ra-zay.
Sarrin Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
He descends to that pretty quickly, myep. ^_^
xxxMrsToddxxx Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Omg poor Lestat but that face kicking made me lmao! XD
iWearAmask Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
Noooooes poor Lestat! *huggles him* I still love you!!
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