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Louis and Nicolas get into a catfight…

[Louis is wearing his uniform (white puffy shirt, brown breeches, boots).  Nikki is wearing a black frock coat and culottes with white shirt and stockings.  His hair is tied back with black ribbon]

Nikki: You know that Lestat is only attracted to you because you look like me, right?
Louis: *sarcastically* That must be why he had a daughter with me.  And why our relationship outlasted yours by, oh I don’t know, a few centuries?  Give or take?
Nikki: We had (implied) sex.
Louis: We had a sexy reunion scene
Nikki: I can play the violin.
Louis: I own HUGE tracts of land.  (sorry, Python joke)
Nikki: I’m prettier.
Louis: I get more pages in his book.
Nikki: Fop.
Louis: Poseur.
Nikki: Emo!
Louis: Crazy!
Nikki: Pyro!
Louis: Slut!
Lestat: *enters the room* Now, now, boys.  There is enough of moi to go around. *smiles*
Louis and Nikki: *slap lestat* YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
Lestat: *eyes get big, blue, and full of (blood) tears*
Louis: (to Nikki) I think I may like you.
Nikki: I’ll let you “play” my “violin.”
Louis and Nikki: *walk off, laving Lestat to blubber on the floor*
Lestat: (to an empty room) Does no one love meeee?
Armand: *walks up* *looks down at Lestat*
Lestat: Armand! *extends hand, looks relieved (still on the floor, btw)*
Armand: *kicks Lestat in the face*  *smirk* *walks away*
Lestat: …! *lying on the floor sobbing*
for LEEE!
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:iconvamped66:
vamped66 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2010
Love it!
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imperfect-angel14 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2010
awwww i realy felt sorry 4 lestat but it was funny

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Tuldabulda Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Student
Uh C:
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Sarrin Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2009
The name-calling was the best. ^_^
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:iconthephantomess:
thephantomess Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2009
i wanted to be sure that nikki was the first to dissolve into name-calling cuz he's so cah-ra-zay.
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:iconsarrin:
Sarrin Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2009
He descends to that pretty quickly, myep. ^_^
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xxxMrsToddxxx Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Omg poor Lestat but that face kicking made me lmao! XD
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iWearAmask Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
Noooooes poor Lestat! *huggles him* I still love you!!
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