Louis and Nicolas get into a catfight
[Louis is wearing his uniform (white puffy shirt, brown breeches, boots). Nikki is wearing a black frock coat and culottes with white shirt and stockings. His hair is tied back with black ribbon]
Nikki: You know that Lestat is only attracted to you because you look like me, right?
Louis: *sarcastically* That must be why he had a daughter with me. And why our relationship outlasted yours by, oh I dont know, a few centuries? Give or take?
Nikki: We had (implied) sex.
Louis: We had a sexy reunion scene
Nikki: I can play the violin.
Louis: I own HUGE tracts of land. (sorry, Python joke)
Nikki: Im prettier.
Louis: I get more pages in his book.
Lestat: *enters the room* Now, now, boys. There is enough of moi to go around. *smiles*
Louis and Nikki: *slap lestat* YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
Lestat: *eyes get big, blue, and full of (blood) tears*
Louis: (to Nikki) I think I may like you.
Nikki: Ill let you play my violin.
Louis and Nikki: *walk off, laving Lestat to blubber on the floor*
Lestat: (to an empty room) Does no one love meeee?
Armand: *walks up* *looks down at Lestat*
Lestat: Armand! *extends hand, looks relieved (still on the floor, btw)*
Armand: *kicks Lestat in the face* *smirk* *walks away*
! *lying on the floor sobbing*